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HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Current mood: surprised

Okay... this is a short one but nonetheless I *am* trying to make up for lost time:

CoCo, legit 15 seconds ago, came up to me and said, "Mamma, can I eat with my butt?"

I said, "NO."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Only poop comes out of there"

Her: "Oh. (short pause) Oh. Can you put my panties back on?" (she then hands me her panties)

I SWEAR to you that this is true AND verbatim.