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The Girl Who Cried Pee

(Based on a true story)

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Zoe. Zoe was a beautiful child. She had zillions of curls, a beautiful, wide-toothed smile, cheeks like rosey pillows, and a petite body. Yes, Zoe indeed looked every part of the child-princess and was adored by all who met her.

Recently, Princess Zoe had taken the ungraceful habit of telling her Queen Mum she had to go potty when she didn't want to do something or if she wanted attention. Queen Mum took her potty faithfully each and every time only to discover that Princess Zoe was simply making excuses.

One day, the Queen Mum was visiting with her dear friend Lady Martheeny. Princess Zoe kept rudely interrupting conversations and not listening. Queen Mum kept telling the princess to hush and not interrupt; they would be on their way momentarily. Princess Zoe told her mum that she had to go potty. But the Queen ignored her daughter for she was tired of dropping everything for the princess' false requests.

Princess Zoe persisted.

The Queen decided that today was the day she was going to start ignoring these silly requests. It was high time the princess learned to be polite and patient.

Sadly, today was also the day that Princess Zoe was telling the truth. The poor princess gave a sad little cry and proceed to pee approximately four gallons of princess pee on the parking lot. The Queen Mum was dismayed by this turn of events, but hoped that the princess had learned to only say she had to go potty when she actually had to go potty.

The Queen Mum doubted it, however, as the Princess really enjoyed her ride home naked.