Saturday, May 2, 2009

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Current mood: cranky

We all woke up late.

I was taking a shower with Chloe as we had no time for her standard 2.4 hour bubble bath and I accidently dropped a shampoo bottle on her back.

It scraped her up and bled.

I took a large chunk (not scratch, but chunk) out of the very top of my freaking ass as I stood up from comforting her. Stupid bath faucet. It could KILL somebody.

I was washing my hands in the bathroom after fixing Chloe's hair and somehow... SOMEWAY... I got my stupid ring finger from my right hand caught under the faucet of the sink. I had to freaking rip it out.

And it hurt.

Because of the intense wound care needed given to my freaking ass, I was late for work.

My car tried to tell me it didn't have any gas. I told it I was going to drive it anyway.

Martha will only be here for a little bit or not at all.

Now I have nobody to laugh with.

My ass hurts every freaking time I move.

Here's where I lost everything I just typed for no freaking reason other than the screen just went blank and I had to start over.

My ass is going to scab and hurt for a long time to come.

Here's where I lost everything AGAIN.

The stupid "tell us what you are listening to" feature isn't working.

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